Uncle Doctor

ummmmm….uuuugggghhhh….ummm….(insert gunshow joke here)? I’m trying to imagine getting a quick handy from this chick would leave a guy battered, bloody, crotchless, and harboring a new unnatural fear of leotards.

Not only am I amazed that it has taken on an internet meme, but I’m glad to know that I suck in public too.

Again, not that anyone actually cares, but what happened? With a love for her single serving cakes and a huge apatite to destroy entire plates of them, KC turned into a beast. Not so much her body, although it does now resembles that of an average 40 year old soccer mom’s, it’s her face that has become deformed. the only logical explanation for this is voodoo. That or cupcakes….or voodoo cupcakes.  I’m surprised she is not wielding a stick of butter, or covered in icing in this photo.

I’m actually really surprised some one doesn’t market these. I too would like a Jake the Snake Roberts wheel decal. This guy should fight crime.

Not sure what the artist was going for when making this, but whoever it was, they are a genius. After a long hard day at the construction site, or the dressing room of an all male review, this gent decides to lay dawn and grab a few winks of sleep before getting back the the grind (This is soaking with innuendo.) Then Jesus Christ himself magically appears from behind a curtain of light and smoke with his trusty lion, and forces the beast to sodomize. This is why I don’t pray. I’d rather not meet Jesus or his lion anytime soon. Thanks, but no thanks JC.

“Hey Honey, my Woolly Cockus itches…nevermind Jenny’s got it.”

via: Awkward Family Photos

via: LOLOKAUST.com

A retrospective look at the hairy porn industry of the 70’s.  Starring Jenny Cumbobber - Jason Prick - Alison Ripeass - Mike Crevis - Todd Deep - and many more of your favorites.  “The sctratching will continue.”