Uncle Doctor

Spanish scientists have discovered traces of cocaine and LSD in the air in the cities of Madrid and Barcelona.

Air pollution has long been a fact of life in Spanish cities, but scientists now say that it is not just smog that chokes people as they walk to work or stroll through the park.

A new study has found the air in Madrid and Barcelona is also laced with at least five drugs - most prominently cocaine.

FUCKING RAD!

full story via the Telegraph

Well I think it is pretty obvious who the world should be going to war with…the fucking idiots who named this illness “The Swine Flu”.

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A retrospective look at the hairy porn industry of the 70’s.  Starring Jenny Cumbobber - Jason Prick - Alison Ripeass - Mike Crevis - Todd Deep - and many more of your favorites.  “The sctratching will continue.”

…the streets will flow with blood. This is an outrage! “We tryin to feed our kids, you tellin me we can’t feed our kids? That’s not right.” That’s right you fucking moron. The only source of food that your kids are allowed to have comes from Popeye’s. Now you must suffer because someone beat you to the grease. Rochester has some chicken lovin black folks who will not stand for this! Another unsatisfied chicken lover said, “I’m never coming back here.” ummm…I somehow doubt that.

For all of the party goers who drink too much, or preteens who wanted to know what it was like to play ball with a family member, but felt guilty after downing a few morning after pills. Now there is Plan C. You thought it was over after Plan B, but there is another solution. The bread is in the oven, now you just have to turn the heat back on.

image via The Onion

Mike Pusateri demonstrates the “how to” in making bacon. He should cater my Video Games and Nitrous parties I want to start…hmmmm

“The first step is curing the pork belly with a dry cure of salt, sugar, and pink salt (sodium nitrite). The main purpose of the cure is to prevent any bacterial growth on the meat and draw out some water.

Let’s remember that refrigeration is a relatively new invention. In the past, a big life problem was finding ways to preserve meat for use long after it was killed. Curing by salting, smoking, and drying are methods to prevent meat from spoiling. Making bacon was a way to save the pork belly for later use. Pork belly was also the main ingredient of salt pork, a mainstay of the military diet for centuries.”

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“…swim, and eat rocks…”

Two sick cannibals have told how they feasted on the remains of their brother for six months as they tried to hide his murder.

The pair, identified by police only as Timur (28) and Marat (23) G., admitted killing their older brother Rafis and then eating him in the central Russian city of Perm.

Police grew suspicious when the brothers reported Rafis missing but were vague when asked to give details of him so they could start a search, the newspaper Tvoi Den reported today (Weds).

After raiding the brothers’ house police discovered Rafis’s skeleton that the cannibal pair had stripped of flesh and buried in the garden.

Fiend Timur said he ate his brother to hide the evidence because he couldn’t face going back to prison where he had served 10 years for murdering his next door neighbour.

He said he blamed his brother Rafis for his last spell in jail after he reported him to police for the murder and started fighting with him. Marat had joined him and the pair had beaten him to death.

“We decided to eat him. I did not want to go back behind bars so we cut off his head and buried it and cut up the body parts and kept them in a refrigerator,” Timur told police.

“We have been cooking and eating his meat for six months,” he added.

news via Austrian Times

Thanks to Dobyns for the link.