Uncle Doctor

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Stealin’ and Healin’

Let’s Muscle

Not only are their commercials awesome, but this too is pretty fucked.  Seriously, WTF JAPAN?!

Hot Sauce FAIL

This kid still has round two to look forward to as well.  When he thinks his butthole is being attacked by fire ants, i hope they at least get audio of his anal strife.

Magic Show Volunteer

THANKS TOM!

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Shut up and bang a lion.

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Not sure what the artist was going for when making this, but whoever it was, they are a genius. After a long hard day at the construction site, or the dressing room of an all male review, this gent decides to lay dawn and grab a few winks of sleep before getting back the the grind (This is soaking with innuendo.) Then Jesus Christ himself magically appears from behind a curtain of light and smoke with his trusty lion, and forces the beast to sodomize. This is why I don’t pray. I’d rather not meet Jesus or his lion anytime soon. Thanks, but no thanks JC.

Mother Lovers

Awkward family photos..

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“Hey Honey, my Woolly Cockus itches…nevermind Jenny’s got it.”

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Tards and tea.

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You lost the bet, now PAY UP!

This guy is strict when he makes a bet. He wants his payment immediately, no questions asked. This kid learned a valuable lesson in gambling with pa.

I wanna rock your body (until the break of dawn)

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Twas a sunny, relaxed day in the streets of NYC…then it got a little more EPIC!

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This is the greatest thing on the internet today. We here have no idea why this was made, but we are all very glad that it was. Check out his YouTube channel for more horrific videos, and leave him some love.

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