May 6, 2009 1
Apr 29, 2009 0
My Little Dildo Pony
After years of thought and process, My Little Pony is reaching out to a new demographic. Middle-aged women and midgets seem to love it. I wonder if condoms and ooze are sold separately? COLLECT THEM ALL!!!
Apr 29, 2009 0
When Popeyes runs out of chicken…
…the streets will flow with blood. This is an outrage! “We tryin to feed our kids, you tellin me we can’t feed our kids? That’s not right.” That’s right you fucking moron. The only source of food that your kids are allowed to have comes from Popeye’s. Now you must suffer because someone beat you to the grease. Rochester has some chicken lovin black folks who will not stand for this! Another unsatisfied chicken lover said, “I’m never coming back here.” ummm…I somehow doubt that.
Apr 27, 2009 0
WTF Japan!
Japanese commercials far surpass those we have here in the states. This is just another small example.
Apr 26, 2009 1
Bea Arthur - finally dead
Not that anyone really cares, but Bea Arthur bit the wire. In her younger days, she would rock out with her tits out until the coke and heroin wore off. Then she just grew into some haggard old bitch who resembled something more along the lines of the crypt keeper, than an actual human being. I’m sure she will be missed by someone. Someone who has the entire collection of The Golden Girls on DVD….you know who you are. Here is a short snippet from the associated press on this, excuse my sarcasm, tragic event.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows “Maude” and “The Golden Girls” and who won a Tony Award for the musical “Mame,” died Saturday. She was 86.
Arthur died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, Watt said, declining to give further details.
“She was a brilliant and witty woman,” said Watt, who was Arthur’s personal assistant for six years. “Bea will always have a special place in my heart.”
Read the full article HERE at AP
Apr 24, 2009 1
Look at this fucking hipster
“The word ‘success’ means ‘cupcakes,’ right?”
Found a whole website dedicated to the Dildo Douchbaggyness of hipsters. HATE ON!
Apr 24, 2009 0
In case of Orgy - You come first.
This and other great e-cards can be found over at someecards.com The “thinking of you” section is great. This is my personal favorite.